Chapter 1:
"Laura! Get out here and stop reading that shucking book!" My mom says.
"Mom, I have a feeling you don't understand the concept of fangirling. Do you need me to explain? Again?" I say back to her.
"Well, I might if you ever came out of your room and talked to me for once!"
"Um, Mom, I'm working on my earning my black belt in Wumbology so give me a moment."
"No. You are coming out here and not returning to your room until you get me some tissues. Edward just left Bella and I can't stop crying."
"Oh please don't tell me she is watching Twilight. Please don't tell me she is watching Twilight," I say to myself silently.
"Did you know that Twilight is probably the best movie series I've ever seen?" She says enthusiastically.
"Oh no mom. We have to get you out of here. I'll call dad and I'll tell the asylum we are on our way."
"Wait, say what now? An asylum?! Are you like getting all Jasper on me? It's not like I have a paper cut or anything. . ."
"Okay, we are leaving now. Oh my gods, what are we going to do with you? This would be so much easier if I just lived in Downworld. A least there the vampires don't sparkle."
"Honey, do you have a stopping point with your Wumbology? I really want you to watch this with me."
"Mom, I'm leaving. I'm heading to Zach's so I can work on my Wumbology."
"But I want you to watch this with me! Oh I wish you weren't such a crazy child."
"Sorry mom, I'm really close to my black belt and Zach promised me last week he would help me with my throws."
"Oh okay then. I love you- almost as much as I love Robert Pattenson-bye! Talk to you later sweetie!"
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